Is this satire? Maybe not…
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Do we know how many hands our mail passes through?
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Do they sanitize the sorting machines?
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Do they sanitize the floors?
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Do they sanitize the walls?
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Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom? Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so?
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Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom? Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so? Do they sanitize their hands between touching each piece of mail?
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Do they sanitize the trucks?
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Do they sanitize the mailboxes?
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How many hands does our mail pass through? Do they sanitize, sanitize, sanitize…?
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Do they sanitize the sorting machines?
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Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom? Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so?
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Do they sanitize their hands between touching each piece of mail? Do they sanitize, sanitize, sanitize?
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What happens when they drop mail?
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The USPS customer
Do they sanitize or wash their hands?
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Do they wear a mask?
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Do they wipe down the mail chute before putting their mail in a mailbox?
Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom? Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so?
Do they sanitize the envelopes?
Do they spray that mail with sanitizer and put it in a sealed plastic baggie?
Etc., Etc,. Etc.,…
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Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty.
We need to go digital and use only email.
'This Side of Life' 
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